Mr Condescending

I met the ultimate Mr Condescending Yesterday In the bank He spoke to us like we were complete morons Who’s brains had shrivelled and shrank In order to excuse the banks obvious mistakes He waffled a complete load of tripe In a very condescending manner And nonsensical hype I do not anger quickly or often But l could feel my anger rise I felt the steam steadily blowing Out of my ears, nose and eyes! I retaliated with tone and attitude As l could no longer hear his words Once realising our brains were still in full working order He shut-up and we were heard!!