Mr Cat Was Lured Into the Woods

Mr. Cat knew it all; he had opinions upon opinions. He caused a ruckus in every corner of his town. Did not care; it was his way – devil’s advocate With a devil’s cat tongue. The other cats were sick of it. They could not take bossy and arrogant. Mr. Cat was lured into the forest It was not pretty They began by knocking off his top hat They stole his monocles And they were mean and snotty He was astounded. None of them had ever complained.