Mr. Sardino Sniffinhoof

Now most of you have heard of the Sniffinhoofs.
       Because they are a famous family who deal in roofs.
If you need one they always say
       A Sniffinhoof roof will always pay!

Well Sardino is a rascal turned 29.
       Has women you wouldn't believe doing him all the time.
The Sniffinhoofs would rather you didn't know it.
       Because they say his hot business keeps their hot business in the pit.

Well Poetry Soupers, you better believe that Sardino doesn't let that get him down.
       He keeps on taking his women out on the town.
The only thing he does that the women don't like.
       Is eat sardines out of the can while riding his bike.

He lives up to his name and is heir to these roofs.
       Don't you wish you belonged to Sardino's family the Sniffinhoofs?????



* The life of a ficticious person.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 2/25/2010 11:48:00 PM
heehee, I think I'll stick with my family, thank you ;) but totally enjoyed your write Marv :) and such a cool name for your fictitious person--way to go, Marty :) Wish you the best in the contest :)
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Date: 2/25/2010 9:51:00 PM
EXCELLENT entry ,Marty. Your has my beat, by FAR. Very clever. Luv, Andrea
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Date: 2/25/2010 8:42:00 PM
OH how COOL Marty.. good luck in the contest.. this is a hoot.. so cute.. your rhyme is so perfecto... enjoyed.. I just posted a new blog on SNOW.. how awful.. if u want to do a comment ..and please make me laugh...thankxx..luv.."Sweetheart"
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