Best Funnyfamily Poems
Fun to be with...(most of the time...)
Always on the go and rushing (am i right?)
Misunderstandings and miscommunication....(difficult to talk to)
Interesting and boring at times.....(usually tue)
Love them to death no matter what....(but maybe not like...)
Yearning to get along, but does with Difficulty.. (its really hard to me...)
this is family to me, i would be interested in anybody's opinion about family and this poem
Enjoy! -WÖLF
Now most of you have heard of the Sniffinhoofs.
Because they are a famous family who deal in roofs.
If you need one they always say
A Sniffinhoof roof will always pay!
Well Sardino is a rascal turned 29.
Has women you wouldn't believe doing him all the time.
The Sniffinhoofs would rather you didn't know it.
Because they say his hot business keeps their hot business in the pit.
Well Poetry Soupers, you better believe that Sardino doesn't let that get him down.
He keeps on taking his women out on the town.
The only thing he does that the women don't like.
Is eat sardines out of the can while riding his bike.
He lives up to his name and is heir to these roofs.
Don't you wish you belonged to Sardino's family the Sniffinhoofs?????
* The life of a ficticious person.
With my dear spouse I'm very much in love.
'Tis truly a union sealed in heaven above!
O'er the years we've traveled a lot and seen many things.
We've watched our family grow and the joy that it brings!
For her wedding ring, this poor boy bought the best he could afford.
Alas, the stone was so minute, when she saw it she was floored!
She twirled it on her finger, saying "Surely you jest!"
Even my future mother-in-law was not overly impressed!
I promised her that one-day I would purchase a larger stone,
When funds were more plentiful and my chagrin I could atone!
I remedied that situation nigh our fiftieth anniversary as I recall,
But for some reason she was not thrilled with my solution at all!
I arranged to have a HUGE stone placed on our cemetery plot!
This was a terrible case of bad timing that she has never forgot!
She said, "That's not exactly the kind of stone I had in mind!"
(I thought it a favor for easing the pain should she be left behind!)
We now laugh about that escapade that has become family lore,
And o'er the years I've tried to atone by giving her diamonds galore!
I've been called the last of the romantics and I suppose that is so.
Shucks! I'd get her the Hope Diamond if I had enough dough!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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