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Mourning Has Broken

When you attend a funeral
you don’t expect to laugh
But a typo by the printers
was such a glaring gaffe
An N was mistyped in a word
So ‘Mooring is broken’ looked very absurd

It’s to be played when I pass, it’s a favourite song
And I’m sure that Cat Stevens won't get the lyrics wrong!

This happened at a funeral I attended recently, in the order of service there were actually 2 mistakes made by the printers

28/7/19

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Edmund Strempfl Date: 8/3/2019 8:14:00 PM LOL well the mooring had broken from his physical body. They can sing that at my funeral. At one funeral, I attended this voice in my ear informed of the spider above the coffin and began to bounce on it's web while people singing. I departed nr choking holding my laughter until safe distance Login to Reply

CayCay Jennings Date: 7/30/2019 8:55:00 PM Are you familiar with the Mary Tyler Moore show from days of past? She went to a funeral and couldn't stop laughing inappropriately which made a very funny episode. I recently laughed reading something that had left the 'g' out of 'black angus' and some thought me inappropriate! (they were wrong) Love it ... CayCay Login to Reply

Winged Warrior Date: 7/30/2019 9:50:00 AM They can also blame the typewriter or keyboard...happens to the best of us...including me...enjoyed Jan...sending poetic love...p.s. love Cat Stevens...^WW^ :o) Login to Reply

Ann Gilmour Date: 7/29/2019 6:43:00 PM I had this song at Frank's funeral, it had always been a great favourite of us both and I will have it at mine too, but hopefully they will spell it correctly! We went to a funeral where the lady was named Ruby and I don't think her sons had really listened to the song that her coffin was brought into - it was 'Ruby, don't take your love to town! With kindest thoughts Ann xx Login to Reply

Constance La France Date: 7/29/2019 8:23:00 AM Jan, this is such a beautiful song, I understand why you love it... that must have been funny to see but I bet you had to hide your laughter at the funeral ~ Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/29/2019 7:42:00 AM - :))) - ... anyway .. if mooring is broken ... it flows freely ... do better next time ... funny ... - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 7/28/2019 8:51:00 PM Love those typos! I'll never forget one that read, "Boy Scout organs for sale!" Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Arturo Michael Date: 7/28/2019 7:19:00 PM Some people have an eye for those mistakes...certainly you do...One I must be cautious of when dream writing... Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 7/28/2019 6:25:00 PM Hi Jan, I agree, one doesn't expect to laugh at funeral. But I have been at funeral and something happened that was funny. It so hard to keep your composure and not laugh. Because it's not expected in that setting. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis Login to Reply

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/28/2019 4:58:00 PM well done, jan! a funny story and you've told it in an entertaining way. i used to love cat stevens when he was still cat stevens - not too up on his music now...(and yes, that is a great song!) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2019 5:09:00 PM I opened the order of service and was so shocked to see the typo - I would have thought they would just copy and paste the words to hymns but there were 2 errors:-( Its so funny we used to sing the song at school assembly and I didn't like it but now I love it especially the keyboards which were done by Rick Wakeman - I met him several times as he had a house here:-) hugs jan xx