More Horn Humdrum Kiss Poems
More Horn Humdrum KISS Poems
Will have total, complete trust in my security
Once I know it does not have a single impurity.
When with God I want to increase my appeal
More to Him should pray while I will kneel.
Harder and harder have tried and tried
More and more pride will feel inside.
When sips starts turning to bottles of wine
Will end up in a position that is supine.
Supine to many is laying low and down
Having been funny is like being a clown.
Some who suffer from foot in mouth disease
They never learned how to say pretty please.
People to me who are the most provoking
Are fools who around I find to be joking.
What if I were to provoke a thought
Most politicians would say I better not.
Might be able to get down to more specifics
If handwriting didn't look like hieroglyphics.
The more your ego is swaggering and strutting,
Final conclusion could cause much head butting.
If all of my great opinions it weren't for
We'd be miles apart on a distant shore.
Of all to me that would be God's greatest gift
Would be thought of not having another RIF.
(Reduction In Force.)
God's commandments must be kept in force
And make sure that nature can take her course.
With nature should always stay out of her way
And around with her Mother we better not play.
When we found that her body was a la natural
Everything sure seemed to be so satisactual.
Nose around in people's business like rhinoceros
And bills you surely propose will be preposterous.
When you have hurt many people's feelings instead
Will cause more tears to be shed while lying in bed.
If you should start steeling away into the night
Back home you will end and probably might.
By not giving, God's rule surely have broken
Which He told me was His one and only golden.
If I ironically were to horde and illegally exempt
In which court could I ever be held in contempt.
Why would God allow a fighting duel,
Between two politicians with a loose tool.
Enough is enough and need I write more
Especially if I know you are keeping score.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2015
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