More Horn Food Limericks For Kicks
Three In One Triangle
With God's food a deal we were to wangle,
Knowing Holy Trinity is three in one triangle;
Take whole life;
Free from strife;
Saved my soul sin did damage and mangle.
At church we found an eloquent food exhibit,
That did seem exciting as well as exquisite;
Go felt compelled,
And food excelled;
God bring it back again so we could visit it.
About certain foods we had been inquisitive;
To them surface of skin seemed so sensitive;
Head to toes,
And even nose;
Touch or eat any of them are apprehensive.
What we decided was to create food campaign,
And when down on us each calorie would rain;
Body strike;
Never like;
Excessive weight gain and hard to bare strain.
James Horatio Humorous Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2019
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