Months Without An R

A Florida man who died eating oysters
Would have been better served by those from the cloisters.
It seems that these shuckers were tainted with drugs,
And also with infamous warm-water bugs.
If you want to down them, that’s fine, that’s just swell,
But I’ll take a pass from the snot on a shell.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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August 30, 2022 at 8:29 AM
I got a big chuckle out of this Jeff. :)) Keep 'em coming'! Linda
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