Monster To Mommy Letter a Mother's Day Tribute

Dear Mommy, Why am I so short and pudgy ugly But never mind my crying mommy Thank you for giving me the curse of birth And the worst hairdo and breath on Earth For buying me kitty cats to torture For procuring security guards to murder For fire crackers to stuff up their you know where To light them up when it crosses my scary brain Thank you for cheeses to make me fat For donuts to be stolen by my staff and soldiers That I have to execute the very next day For thinking they could get away or take my property Forgetting I am the supreme leader of the human race Thank you mommy for making me god of North Korea Now I can kill cats and people quicker with nuclear devices Murder more security personnel and donuts thieves as well Not just party members but family too Happy Mother's Day mommy I'm not through with the USA or you How I wish you were a man So we could be lovers as son and mommy man My only mommy love Where is my hamster With Love on Mother's Day, There is no other, Kim Jong Un Your god, your sonny boy, your lover too Entered on 5/9/2017 - sponsored by: Brian Strand Contest Name: SPRING STANDARD CONTEST