Monster To Mommy Letter a Mother's Day Tribute
Dear Mommy,
Why am I so short and pudgy ugly
But never mind my crying mommy
Thank you for giving me the curse of birth
And the worst hairdo and breath on Earth
For buying me kitty cats to torture
For procuring security guards to murder
For fire crackers to stuff up their you know where
To light them up when it crosses my scary brain
Thank you for cheeses to make me fat
For donuts to be stolen by my staff and soldiers
That I have to execute the very next day
For thinking they could get away or take my property
Forgetting I am the supreme leader of the human race
Thank you mommy for making me god of North Korea
Now I can kill cats and people quicker with nuclear devices
Murder more security personnel and donuts thieves as well
Not just party members but family too
Happy Mother's Day mommy
I'm not through with the USA or you
How I wish you were a man
So we could be lovers as son and mommy man
My only mommy love
Where is my hamster
With Love on Mother's Day,
There is no other,
Kim Jong Un
Your god, your sonny boy, your lover too
Entered on 5/9/2017 - sponsored by: Brian Strand
Contest Name: SPRING STANDARD CONTEST
Copyright © Earl Schumacker | Year Posted 2017
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