monster cookies or monster granny

you mean monster cookies, right? Asked Danny
No, I think I meant monster Granny
But she’s making the cookies, right? asked Jim
He did not like any dessert better than them

Do they have chocolate chips? Asked Lee
Yes, yes, yes, Pa and Jim both did agree
And oatmeal and sugar and molasses too?
Yes, and we will taste them when they’re through

But big fanny granny looks like a monster today
Her face is flustered, a greenish gray
That’s how she looks when she is the kitchen heat
But those monster cookies can’t be beat!
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