Monster At Heart

I am just a Zombie

And I feel a little balmy

Until I get some coffee in me



Then I dress a little slummy

Kind-a like an ancient Mummy

As I sit and watch, morning TV



I'm just a monster at heart



When I scratch my scapula

I make a perfect Dracula

My arm, hiding half of my face



I look into the mirror and

I see a hairy man

Then shave until the Werewolf's erased 



I'm just a Monster at heart



I'll never be on time

Walking like I'm Frankenstein

But I hate this stupid job anyway



So, I will be less physical

And make myself in visible

Then quit this job and just slip away



I'm just a monster at heart
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Duncan Avatar
April 17, 2014 at 6:29 PM
You do humor very well Jerry :)
Curtis Avatar
April 18, 2014 at 6:28 AM
Thank you Debbie
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