Monster At Heart

I am just a Zombie And I feel a little balmy Until I get some coffee in me Then I dress a little slummy Kind-a like an ancient Mummy As I sit and watch, morning TV I'm just a monster at heart When I scratch my scapula I make a perfect Dracula My arm, hiding half of my face I look into the mirror and I see a hairy man Then shave until the Werewolf's erased I'm just a Monster at heart I'll never be on time Walking like I'm Frankenstein But I hate this stupid job anyway So, I will be less physical And make myself in visible Then quit this job and just slip away I'm just a monster at heart