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Monkeys and Pizza

Sitting here wondering if monkeys really mind
I eat a banana a day, perhaps a petition they've signed
To restrict my consumption
Enforce a reduction
Maybe we can convince them on an all dressed pizza to dine


© Jack Ellison 2016

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Carol Eastman Date: 1/25/2016 11:29:00 AM Reminds me... We saw Jet Li and Jackie Chan together in the Movie 'Forbidden Kingdom' the other night. They were trying to save the Monkey King in old China... Loved it!... Ps. Hubby eats a banana every day, too. But he won't let me have pizza any more. Last time I had some... I had a gall bladder attack and they had to rush me to the hospital and take it out... Scared him... I think... Some day when I have a little extra money I'm going to sneak out during the day for some pizza! Yum... Yum... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/25/2016 4:33:00 PM Hubby and me are pals... I'm a banana a day man too! Knew we had something in common!!! Love, Jackson xoxox Carol Eastman Date: 1/25/2016 11:31:00 AM PS. I already sneak out for tacos... But don't tell Hubby... He'll worry about me... Isn't he sweet!

Tim Smith Date: 1/24/2016 12:04:00 PM Sounded like my house yesterday.... I made pizza and my littlest had a banana.. Lol.....the monkeys all played while Daddy cooked....jumping on beds out the window they looked...a grey bearded man...who was pale with no tan...fast came the mounties and in jail he was booked Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/24/2016 9:09:00 PM Are you referring to this grey bearded old man by any chance???