Mistress of Hare Brained Town

Yes indeed, I am maestro and mistress of Hare-Brained Town. I can probably out-absurd you backwards and upside down. My fatuous foolishness is deemed crazy by some, possibly most. This will be taught to you in fury, as I am your elaborate host. What was senseless and silly a second or two in your life, Will make you dance a happy coal-fire-dance on top of a knife. I will open your dendrites, get them to slide up and laugh. Leave your tired ideas at home with your dull stuffed giraffe. I am not good with posers, so lend me your dreams and your heart. Sharing your most cleverly hidden secrets, will be the best place to start. You can be mayor, queen, or puma mascot of Hare-brained Town. We will start with whack-a-doodle-spinning until we both fall down.