Mister Spock For President

Mister Spock for President

By Elton Camp

As a Vulcan, he cannot tell a lie
No matter how hard he may try

Logic drives his every decision
So he cannot be put in derision

“Live long and prosper,” he’ll say
Who’d want it to be any other way

Any emotions he can put aside
So his true intentions he can hide

It’s years between needing sex
So no mistress his term can hex

With ears pointed just like Satan
To anger him, others will be hatin’

If his enemies should have bad to say
He can easily have them beamed away
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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