Mister Spock For President

Mister Spock for President By Elton Camp As a Vulcan, he cannot tell a lie No matter how hard he may try Logic drives his every decision So he cannot be put in derision “Live long and prosper,” he’ll say Who’d want it to be any other way Any emotions he can put aside So his true intentions he can hide It’s years between needing sex So no mistress his term can hex With ears pointed just like Satan To anger him, others will be hatin’ If his enemies should have bad to say He can easily have them beamed away