Miss I O Way Queen Hog

Most beautiful hog you have ever seen Made her way to Miss I.O.way Queen We called her pretty Man, was she witty! At I.O-way state fair could that sow preen! Miss Almost Corn Pone jealous of the hog Let loose her ugly mutt of a dog Spectators amused As the hog abused Dog who ran to the bottom of the bog I.O.Way butter cow at the state fair Heard the commotion and followed them there The Iowegians In foreign legions Heard about its melting without a care Quilters came running from the 4-H hall One still carrying her ceramic doll In time to see Last lick or three As hog licked up that butter cow so tall. The state fair had never seen such folly. Winner of purple was that sweet dolly. Miss Almost Corn Pone Got mad and stomped home Yes this year things were ever so jolly!