Mis-Message Mcgee

Now, Father McGee and Parishioner Finn
Stood out in front, by the road
Each of them holding a sign on a stick
with a message with spoke of forebode
McGee's sign said " THE END IS NEAR" 
Finn's--- " TURN 'ROUND, BEFORE IT'S TO LATE "
Soon came a car speeding on by
With a driver who looked real irate
"GET OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU DOOMSDAY NUTS"
Yelled the driver, while increasing his speed
Just seconds later the pair heard a screech 
And a very loud splash there indeed !
McGee turned to Finn, said "It's Happened again
This message I'm beginning to doubt"
Finn then suggested perhaps a new sign
Stating simply " The Bridge is washed out"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Breedt Avatar
December 11, 2016 at 5:17 PM
Hi Jerry, I am not sure how to reply. Youre on a roll. Thats all. Jannie
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December 2, 2016 at 8:29 AM
GOTD! (giggle of the day award) Thanks for providing chuckles to go with coffee! ! john
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December 2, 2016 at 7:10 AM
Very funny Jerry:) Thanks for the laughs:)
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