Minions: the Strangest Creatures

We are the strangest creatures... those henchmen following the villains; their urgent command we must obey, a human brain we don't have as they! Our shape is rather cylindrical, our appearance is yellow or blue; some have one eye, others two... we are those minions so comical! We set out to do unfair deeds, deceiving people with promises, " Vote for him, he's the best candidate! " And speaking we shake hands... hoping they'll go to the polls and vote! It's such a campaign of despicable social hypocrisy, we're limited in either intelligence or equality: but what's in store for us, dumb robots? They program us to their liking, afraid of riots; and we keep on walking with happy hearts... convincing folks to trust and believe in democracy! Written on 2/24/2016