Jack Ellison Poet Narrative

Mickey and Minnie Making Love

This is something old Walter never talked about

But I wonder if Mickey and Minnie ever made out

Judging by their physiques, might have been quite a challenge

Can't you just imagine Mickey yelling out those bad words

Like, “golly” and “gee whiz" and "this is swell, Miss Minnie”

“You were g-r-r-r-r-e-a-a-a-a-t!!!”

Next time let's do it in your mousey hole*

(* Uh, that's where mousies live, you bad naughty people!”)

Okay I'll never be able to watch another Mickey Mouse cartoon again

Without the visual popping into my brain

Same with Donald and Daisy Duck!

Hope the kiddies never find out!!!



© Jack Ellison 2014

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Jan Allison December 8, 2014 at 4:38 PM lol you do make me smile dear brother Jack:-) Hugs jan xx Jack Ellison December 8, 2014 at 5:23 PM Don't tell all the little kiddies though! Hugs from Brother Jack XXX

Eileen Manassian December 8, 2014 at 3:47 PM Oh, Kenny! ;) Course they make out. That's the best thing there is to do! ;) Enjoyed this write, but you're right! Let's not let the kiddies find out! Hugs Jack Ellison December 8, 2014 at 5:21 PM WOW! I didn't realize it was such a well known fact! I still watch Mickey's cartoons but now I'll look at them in a different light! I thought they were so sweet and innocent! LOL Love and hugs, Kenny XXXX

Carol Eastman December 8, 2014 at 12:06 PM Santa! behave! You're not bad, Just written that way. LOL. Maybe Dragon is right. You are part Dragon. How else would you have the same temperature as us for most of the winter? It's not Polar Vortex's. It's Dragon Santa sneezing. Blowing snow and wind south to all the good girls and boys. PS. You're melting glasiers. Do NOT Sneeze in their directions! You've got the scientists believing in global warming. AGAIN! We know it's really caused by too many Dragons sneezing!... Just saying... Jack Ellison December 8, 2014 at 5:19 PM I have no control about what I write! Some evil force takes hold of me at times! LOL XXX Carol Eastman December 8, 2014 at 12:07 PM Don't you just LOVE science? LOL...