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Metric System Messes With My Head

I grew up with inches, yards, miles, and feet.
I knew the difference, it was easy, and neat.
But today I am far behind in the dust because
Metric scale is what the new math does.

Millimeters, centimeters, cha cha cha.
Pencil thickness is about one centimeter. Rah Rah Rah.
Ten Millimeters is one centimeter, reminds me of cents to a dollar.
I may be catching on, so I stand up and holler.

One hundred thousand centimeters is a kilometer, friend.
One hundred centimeters is a meter, did you know that, Uncle Ben?
Millimeters, centimeters, cha cha cha.
Paper thickness is way less than a centimeter. Rah Rah Rah.

Now I think of my recipes. Did they change the tablespoon too?
Do I have to worry about cups, pints, and gallons for my glue?
I used to know my measurements, but everything is new.
Don’t even show me the rest of the new math. It is a boo hoo.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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De Beaulieu Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 3:19 PM
Hello Caren, I do not know the metric system either. I dislike it like you do. Hugs,
De Beaulieu Avatar
March 11, 2022 at 10:34 AM
Hello Caren, I never did like it. I like the other measurements better. Hugs.
Krutsinger Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 11:47 PM
I am trying to like it
Bauer Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 11:51 AM
i agree with you 100%, caren (or however you say that in the metric system!)...
Krutsinger Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 11:50 PM
It is funny to grow up on one method and then toss it out and relearn another system.
Hankins Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 9:32 AM
Oh, I so agree. I cannot learn the metric system, although I have tried. The old ways are so ingrained; I'll leave the new math to the new generation...and I won't try to help them with their homework!
Krutsinger Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 11:51 PM
New math to me is as silly as no longer teaching students how to write cursive,
Lawless Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 9:10 AM
I shall never forget that .. one gross equals 144 pencils....
Krutsinger Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 11:51 PM
I barely remember that fact
Daniel Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 5:07 AM
Maths can sure be tough, you got a great way of saying it, Caren:) just wanted to know, what's your twin sister's name?
Krutsinger Avatar
March 10, 2022 at 11:51 PM
Carolyn.
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