Methacton High School Graduating Class Mcmlxxvii

diploma acquired magna cum laude – double entendre Xlv years elapsed since I (former long haired pencil necked geek) bid alma mater adieu, the quietest kid, who never said boo nobody discerned handy dandy blues clue what yours truly thought, cause figurative blanks he drew remaining quiet as a Unitarian church mouse never uttered a dog gone peep extrovertedness he did eschew even now two score and five years after donning mortarboard and gown few and far between words spoken courtesy me, a former Norwegian bachelor farmer Lake Wobegon mine imaginary home solely without friends grew impulse to become linkedin through schizoid personality disorder offered solitary existence alone within emotional wilderness hue cannot imagine loneliness (analogous to be bajillion miles from nearest neighbor while housed within igloo mattered not whether gentile or Jew) at tender growing up age obliviousness suffused every cell constituting Matthew Scott Harris interestingly enough yours truly quite outspoken thru dimpled cheeky adipose characterized kazoo flatulence courtesy pop slop incorporating secret ingredient intended to ward off licentious pheromone exuding females loo sing hormonal secretions, anyway said unmentioned quite tolerant spouse, (who remained faithfully married enduring quarter century) despite incessant husband buttuck blasting - courtesy moo ving odoriferous soundcloud waves issuing ass him tote across avast spatial plane resultant impact on par with nu cull lee air fallout ooh noxious human air pollution pu tress hint smell as natural deterrent to sexual reproduction, nevertheless semen aligned (alphabetically by athletic prowess) think queue wee warriors able, eager ready and willing to increase chromosomal revenue blaring semper fidelis as lucky sperm pierces zona pellucida wee acted screw yule us, when call of the wild – bald truth found me to ejaculate and spew sticky goo, and stopped reproducing after daughter number two me unbiased, but both offspring attractive in their papa's view.