Merry Unbirthday

Three hundred and sixty-four days No longer going to waste For we can now have unbirthday cake On these days; take a taste! Let the dancing bears out Give us a round of singing shout! We are celebrating whenever we can! Unbirthdays in this promised land! A very merry unbirthday to me? Yes you! A very merry unbirthday to you? Coo. Coo! With jovial enthusiasm I propose to you We no longer concentrate on birthdays, they are few. A very merry unbirthday to us, and us and you! Everything exuberant, do whatever you want to do! A very merry unbirthday to us? For sure! A very merry unbirthday So pure! So pure! Three hundred and sixty-four days a year To sing, and dance, to shout and cheer To celebrate being me, and him and you. A very merry unbirthday to you!