Men In Panties
Ladies run for life
see there's an
outbreak like the
flick, instead of
coughs and
monkeys there's
outrageous
flakyness,
that's brewed in
towns amidst and
all around so take a
sip, some men just
swear they're hard
forever actin str8
like chicks.
I'm sure you know
this type of dude,
they're never down
with me, the type
that hit the
bathroom and they
go sit down and pee,
their street cred's
all they have at
least that's how it
sounds to me, until
I look around and
see the blatant
clownery.
There're children
raising children,
where is Daddy?
They don't know,
these men go
makin plans the
kids'll wait but they
don't show,
but then will take
his woman's kids to
eat and to a show, I
call these Mickey D
type fellas
fatherhood to go.
You also have the
kind of men who're
quick to pitch a fit,
they'll sip a fifth of
Cris and use their
fists to hit on
chicks,
for what they may
insist to be
unzipping of the
lips, or other hints
of sickness men in
panties, get a grip.
They have the
pregnant wife and
plus the girlfriend on
the way, to hurry up
and have those
babies, fetus ondele,
but cuddled next to
wifey is just where
they're gonna stay,
they better hope
that God feels
merciful; they
oughta pray.
They zip the finest
whips around the
town like rabbits
race, all kitted down
but living up in
mama's attic space,
they call
themselves some
men and yet they
have to scanvenge
dates, by sneaking
past their
mommies' pets, I
see the cat's awake.
Won't knock ya
hustle men in
panties, go on do
the do, the truth I
know is way too
much to ask of
fools like you,
a sad and sorry
loser yet you're
steady talkin
smack, you're just
not worth the time
so go ahead, talk to
my back.
My ladies hold ya
head, continue
pushin up with
ease, and please
don't let the acts
of men in panties
such as these,
deter you from
attempting to
acquire just what's
best, there're good
men out there if
you're looking, still
some of us left.
So hurry up and
douche those guys
because they're
rotten stink, it be
that way
sometimes cause if
you really stop and
think,
there's nothing
worse than men in
panties, call it more
than right, so once
you clean em out
my ladies please,
just run for life.
Copyright © James Lewis | Year Posted 2011
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