Medical Conditions of Cartoon Characters

Medical Conditions of Cartoon Characters By Elton Camp Barbie and Ken look just right Cartoon characters are no delight There is old Porky Pig, if you please Obviously he has Parkinson’s disease And just as soon as you see her You know Olive Oyl has anorexia Attention deficit disorder has Daffy Duck Unless he’s treated, he’ll be out of luck Elephantiasis afflicts sailor Popeye His arms and legs you can tell it by Pepe LePew suffers from sexual addiction Of that fact, there can be no contradiction Then there’s Sylvester the black & white cat A severe lisp surely makes him talk like that There are others who’ll doubtless come to mind Whose bad medical problems it isn’t hard to find