Mean Halloween

Concerned, I said "yes." 
I hung up the phone. 
This Halloween night 
I would be alone. 

I just received word, 
at home I must stay. 
A scary monster, 
was headed my way. 

It wanted the kids. 
This, my greatest fear. 
I warned the children, 
as evil grew near. 

They had such courage, 
as they hugged me tight. 
One had to remind me, 
"Turn on the porch light !" 

I flipped on the switch 
as I looked outside. 
The creature was coming, 
there was no time to hide. 

The house began to shake, 
as it approached the door. 
I wasn't ready 
for what was in store. 

The strangest thing 
my eyes ever saw, 
was dressed like a clown 
my ex mother-in-law ! 

"Let's go trick-or-treating !" 
she said with a smile. 
"Start passing out candy 
we'll be back in awhile."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2005

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