Me Versus the 4th Grader

Monsoon yet to come -------> Me If it has come, I will die!!! --------> Audrey - 4th grader Poor little smell goat ---------> Me Author Note: I found out her verse is really innocent, peppy and a bit clueless, but still look hilarious though, so I decide to post it. She becomes addicted in Haiku since I asked her to battle with me after our lesson time was over. :p *After the Haiku finished: Me: Why Monsoon could make you die? (wondering) Audrey: Because I cannot swim. (with innocent face) Me: I thought you were afraid to shower by the rain, just like goats (she pouts)