Masticating With Deliberation

(alternately titled fancyfeast feeds finicky folky fungi) No matter this omnivore experiences stomach rumbles like birth (pains) of a nation (loud enough to be heard clear opposite side of Earth), this self actualized (1% Neanderthal ask my eldest sister while sitting close to heath (genetic results from 23andme.com as proof positive) thar haint no dearth where genealogy traces origin of *****Sapiens, while girth of Gaia swollen with present burgeoning population, whose gestalt swings between moroseness, mirth or emotional gamut, such sentient being such as mice elf (i.e., a generic male) undergoes self guided heightened sensory quintessential existential awareness, the effort wool worth. the idea sans art of mindfulness – analogous to a sixth sense plus active listening (with consciousness) quite intense said silent credo, dictum, ethos...fueling gutsy cents and sensibility (without pridefulness nor prejudice) herewith, this poem doth try to condense, incorporating laser re: mental focus involving munching or drinking favored beverage at necessary survival at substantial expense on food in mannered mien without offense naturally with healthy, nutritiously plentiful, quality meal in company of aye gents provocateurs or alone, nonetheless (consisting of adequate ruffage sustenance) dense enough to satiate appetite, and hence able to function utmost energy – practice taking mouth-size bites, and dis pence with hungrily wolfing incredible edibles – rather I strive to measure core rents, and paroxysms germinating deep within bowels of this body electric, implementing prolonged chewing whence I (in presence of family) usually heal chow digestion at light speed, thus (no syrup rise) tend to be last person to consume entire meal enjoying tasting every last morsel conjuring awareness to appeal avast realm of numerous textures, qualities, characteristics, et cetera per culinary delight allows, enables, and provides sensation feel ling dissolution concomitant with each mouthful prolonging basic function to appease famished "beast" fur real.