"I'm not gonna sleep on no couch!
I ain't gonna do it.
The master suite is called that for a reason.
It's the room for the master of the house!
It's his place... where he can go to rest.
I told my wife, 'The queen might be on edge
Of the bed about to fall off,
Because we're not touching or talking;
But the king will be in 'ere sleeping in the bed
With her. I promise you that!"
"... Where is that extra blanket and pillow...?"
Dedicated to Ant McClendon
Copyright © Leon Stacey | Year Posted 2010