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Many Happy Returns

Tim asked Aunt Sheila, ‘How’s Melbourne today? I hope you are having a nice Christmas Day, I opened my present before the phone rang, So thank you for sending me that boomerang. But I hoped you’d send me a bat and a ball And not some bent wood, I don’t want that at all!’ ‘Well, just throw the damned thing away,’ she cried. ‘Believe me, Aunt Sheila… I really have tried!’

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Date: 12/19/2021 6:35:00 PM
This kid wants a bat -- a Wuhan special, I guess. ~ Louisville Slugger
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/20/2021 1:11:00 AM
Probably wanted more time off school! Thanks Gershon. Terry
Date: 12/19/2021 1:44:00 PM
ha ha ha love your wit Terry and I agree with Ilene the title is genius! :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/19/2021 3:20:00 PM
Thanks, Jan. There has to be a comedy sketch in there. At first I ended every other line with ‘Ouch!’, but it was too obvious and, potentially, annoying. Terry
Date: 12/19/2021 11:53:00 AM
ha! so clever, terry, including the title!
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Date: 12/19/2021 12:03:00 PM
Thanks, Ilene. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 12/19/2021 10:20:00 AM
Enjoyed! Full marks for the title! Aloha!
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Date: 12/19/2021 11:01:00 AM
Glad you liked the title, Rico. Came up with loads of duff titles before… Eureka! Cheers. Terry.
Date: 12/19/2021 9:34:00 AM
Loved the humour Terry, don't know which is worse, a spoon or a boomerang in the eye lol. Tom
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Date: 12/19/2021 11:03:00 AM
I Suppose if you happened to be a hammerhead shark, a boomerang could make you blind in BOTH eyes. Glad you enjoyed, Tom. Terry
Date: 12/19/2021 9:06:00 AM
(chuckling) I've always wondered how you get rid of a boomerang!
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/19/2021 11:04:00 AM
Turns out, you can’t. Thanks Milt. Terry