Mall Walkers Club

We belong to a local Mall Walkers Club We meet every morning bout eight A determined bunch of gnarly old farts Who are trying real hard to lose weight We're all different sizes and funny shapes None that you'd call slim and trim A common purpose, we all have in mind We consider this a walk at the gym You see us guys are all on fixed incomes Need to count every penny and such The gym membership is really outrageous So the mall is where it don't cost too much For the price of a coffee and bagel with cheese Which we tend to gobble up real fast At the same time we catch up on the latest gossip They caught Bert with his pants at half-mast So next week, I'm on Good Morning America Showing off my trimmed down physique So watch for me, boys, I'll be waving at you And all my other fine mall walking geeks!