Making Love To Nine Wives

(This is a fictional poem) After making love to nine wives, I really do get tired. I didn't have the energy to get out of bed in the morning so I got fired. I have nine times more sex than any normal man does. Two days ago someone turned me in and I was arrested by the fuzz. I've had so much sex that my wiener is covered with blisters. When my newest wife learned that I was going to jail, it really pissed her. Making love twenty times a day can cause frustration. I don't mind being locked up, I need the vacation.