Make Love Not War

Make Love Not War

I want to plant sugar-mines, 
that blow on footfall’s touch,
they slap you on the calfs and
thighs and splash chocolate 
on your crotch

then quickly I’ll plant cleavage
bombs, the things they do with 
cream!  And unexploded areola 
squads, will  lick the red parts clean

We’ll have such fun with pumpkin
gun, and quietly shoot the breeze,
while in the trees I’ll gently squeeze
your bum and stroke your knees

and when all our monkeys settle down, 
and chickens from behind, without a 
war we’ll live our lives …..why can’t we
just be kind?

So make love not war, it’s fun to score
and make the rafters shake, and in the night 
between the two, a spicy cake to bake!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Woods    Avatar
October 28, 2015 at 2:27 AM
Loved it a very amusing poem and a real chuckler.
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