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Maintaining your Composure

Don’t let your neighbours decompose Make sure they are well Or else they go green and blot And also start to smell Once you detect an awful stench Don’t wait for garbage day It won’t get better, only worse Take measures right away Request welfare check at once We’d rather cut them fresh Putrefaction will advance And bugs will feast on flesh.. Just keep this image in your mind Believe me, it’s that gross Be a responsible adult Don’t let them decompose

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 4/30/2015 6:59:00 PM
GORLUM. Congratulations on your well-deserved win. SKAT love
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Date: 4/25/2015 11:30:00 PM
Gorlum, Congratulations on your Humorous Poetry contest win :) LINDA
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Date: 4/22/2015 9:26:00 PM
Congrats on your fine win..
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Date: 4/22/2015 1:59:00 PM
I love this humorous write, :) a 7 and congratulations on your wonderful win. Blessings eve
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Date: 4/19/2015 12:34:00 PM
humourous in one way but so so so sad when it does happen - I check on my elderly neighbour almost every day and if the curtains are still closed I go back and check again later just to make sure:-) Hugs Jan xx
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