Mad Iventions You'd Never Dream Of Part 2

Somehow, I don't think they sold many. I actually bought a tin But didn't read the label When I got home I put my glasses on And threw it in the bin What a S... Idea Whatever were they thinking of? I can just Imagine Someone having a eureka moment! I fear Yes! We'll sell millions Could you think of a worse name? I wonder what other products they have in their range The ideal dinner party food For someone you don't really like, a cheating husband, there is no shame Even the family dog would turn their nose up And wish they'd never smelled such a dish Great for growing tomatoes Or cucumbers I suppose.