Macho, but Soft Around the Middle

'Tis I, the better man by far, 
to put my finger in the cookie jar.
My only life, I chose to risk it
for a cookie or a biscuit, 
as a madwoman in the house
places traps best meant for mouse. 
A lesser man might linger
on a missing thumb or finger, 
but a man like me (a macho brute)
celebrates a cookie, down the chute.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Etgen-Baker Avatar
July 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
'cookies down the chute' -- love it :-)
Crandall Avatar
August 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
😄Thanks, glad you liked it!
Smith  Avatar
July 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Your humor brings mirth worth a cookie or three.
Crandall Avatar
August 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
😄Thanks - I'm hoping for 3!
Andresen Avatar
July 29, 2026 at 12:41 PM
- Enjoy your cookies, David ...have one for me too :))) - hugs
Crandall Avatar
July 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Haha, thanks, Anne-Lise, good idea - best to take a pleasure when we can! :-))
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