Paul Andrews Poet Rhyme

Lower-in by Hand

Now it’s come to our attention 
Of a matter needing mention 
It concerns nature’s call
And applies to one and all.

You may think us rather rash
But this issue’s creating a splash
It concerns the alarming notion
Of abnormally large bowel motions.

In the interests of health and safety 
It’s a workplace obligation you see
The CEO now demands
Anything over 10 pounds must be lowered in by hand.

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