Love Thy Neighbour

The wife wandered out in the nude
So our neighbour thought he'd intrude
They lay down to dine
à la 69
You'd think neither one had tried food!

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Date: 3/4/2021 12:19:00 PM
Laughter from my belly !! Love it and your naughty mind ! Susan :)
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/4/2021 7:57:00 PM
To follow Cuomo's lead, May I please listen in? Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/4/2021 7:40:00 AM
Bawdy as bawdy can be and still a great laugh! You're too funny, Rico. Hugs, Carolyn
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/4/2021 7:57:00 PM
God works in mysterious weighs .....Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/3/2021 7:41:00 PM
Hello Rico … and you got away with this; well done. I suppose it is food for thought - thanks again Rico - Lindsay
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/4/2021 7:56:00 PM
Numbers is the 4th Book of the Bible, but it lacks illustration so it is mostly read by NYC police and the Ma Fia to nourish shrinking slush funds (to the greater glory of God, of course!) . Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/3/2021 5:27:00 PM
Sounds like they licked each other -- I mean their plates, of course -- clean. lol. Clever as ever, Rico. I may never 'lay down to dine' again. Cheers, Gershon
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/4/2021 7:59:00 PM
Religious people invariably believe the wife needs a good licking from time to time! Keep in mind we inherited picnics from primates, but pick nits was lost in translation ....Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/3/2021 4:21:00 PM
EEWwwww! Along came her hubby undone. He carried with him a shotgun. He scurried away, Leaving her there afraid, And her hubby stood kicking her bum. Good job Rico. God Bless, JB
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/5/2021 10:22:00 AM
Ancient Chinese philospher Chow Down says, "violence begets violence" .. .Aloha! Rico
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