Love Handles
Boy! am I a Lard
The Belly is soft with a flab
where once it used to be firm & hard
My appetite is eating just about every day
Sagging abs and the unsightly make way
French fries and mcnuggets on my plate
Looking for Ring Dings after a hardy meal I just ate
Love handles all around
The expanding waist,
after an unpleasant flatulent sound
The sound of opening Coca-Cola
And the M&Ms that I keep in my drawer
lets me off easy
I am filling up with The Doritos that's cheesy
Content with a junk food pleasant scent
Exploding gases which smell
and the 2nd coming of my very own movement
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