Love and Animals

Love is in the air To be honest I don't really care Come on love, get the heck out of here Once I went to date this girl I guess it was illegal to date a female squirrel Cops took me in for animal abuse Good thing they didn't find my dead moose When I got to court I told them all I ever do is love And they told me you can't do that with a dead dove I don't understand why it's illegal I've done it many times with untamed eagles Turns out I have ten years in jail My animals still send me nudes in the mail