Love and Animals
Love is in the air
To be honest I don't really care
Come on love, get the heck out of here
Once I went to date this girl
I guess it was illegal to date a female squirrel
Cops took me in for animal abuse
Good thing they didn't find my dead moose
When I got to court I told them all I ever do is love
And they told me you can't do that with a dead dove
I don't understand why it's illegal
I've done it many times with untamed eagles
Turns out I have ten years in jail
My animals still send me nudes in the mail
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