Louie Tazioli's Parakeets

     
     Louie Tazioli owned parakeets
     Cheaper than dirt when he needed a tweet
         Louie’d just pinch their rears
         They’d scream, let out hot air
     Anyway, Louie knew just one word – ‘Sheet’
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Rodrigues Avatar
June 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
That's some funny sheet! ~ Polly
Etgen-Baker Avatar
June 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
tooooo funny! thanks for the smile
Valles Avatar
June 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I love it!!! My mom had parakeets, in tandem they would tweet. I never thought to pinch their bum and turn a tweet to sheet! :-)
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