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Loud As a Trombone

A human fart can be as loud as a trombone Let one go at a school concert, sounded like a baritone People were embarrassed Not me, it was one of my rarest It set off alarms, twas the biggest fart ever known

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 6/25/2019 8:44:00 AM
LOL! One for the record books ;D xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/25/2019 8:51:00 AM
YUP! Down in history... in the annuals of farting, I rank right up there with the most explosive!!! Have a great day my love... HJ XOXOX
Date: 6/25/2019 7:15:00 AM
Bet the air raid siren went off, Armageddon lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/25/2019 7:24:00 AM
Almost!!! World War II all over again!

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