Loud As a Trombone

A human fart can be as loud as a trombone Let one go at a school concert, sounded like a baritone People were embarrassed Not me, it was one of my rarest It set off alarms, twas the biggest fart ever known
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
June 25, 2019 at 8:44 AM
LOL! One for the record books ;D xomo!
Ellison Avatar
June 25, 2019 at 8:51 AM
YUP! Down in history... in the annuals of farting, I rank right up there with the most explosive!!! Have a great day my love... HJ XOXOX
Cunningham Avatar
June 25, 2019 at 7:15 AM
Bet the air raid siren went off, Armageddon lol
Ellison Avatar
June 25, 2019 at 7:24 AM
Almost!!! World War II all over again!
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