Losing My Legal Virginity

He called be up in the bright hours of morning
Stating very serious offenses have been filed
let me explain 
A complaint has been issued, it seems

We have your number
We have your digits
We are recording your voice

For serious purposes, Justin
It has come to our attention..wait
let me get my supervisor
Ring tone-

it has come to our attention, yes
We would like the information
For your legal council
To make this official 

(I) interrupt
Okay lets here the description

yes, Mr. Justin
You stand accused
of check forgery 
of misleading and misdirecting 
of Theft by Forgery!

nothing but laughter....
This is very serious, I agree
Call me back
When your fake law firm
Gets its Real Identity!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Macfarlane Avatar
May 12, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Clever original write...made me laugh!
Debrosse Avatar
May 12, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Lol True story
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