Losing My Legal Virginity

He called be up in the bright hours of morning Stating very serious offenses have been filed let me explain A complaint has been issued, it seems We have your number We have your digits We are recording your voice For serious purposes, Justin It has come to our attention..wait let me get my supervisor Ring tone- it has come to our attention, yes We would like the information For your legal council To make this official (I) interrupt Okay lets here the description yes, Mr. Justin You stand accused of check forgery of misleading and misdirecting of Theft by Forgery! nothing but laughter.... This is very serious, I agree Call me back When your fake law firm Gets its Real Identity!