Lose the 'Tude
What's with the loud, lousy 'tude
Your in an angry kind of mood
There's a stick inside your butt
Causing this mean selfish rut
That someone has stuck up there
But I'm telling you beware
There is no way I will take
This anymore--for goodness sake
If you do not stop this now
Your not gonna like just how
I take care of the situation
Every bit of aggravation
That your spreading will be stopped
When a big and painful pop
Is inflicted by yours truly
It is not an act of cruelty
So bend over very far
I promise not to leave a scar
When I grab one end of it
Don't act this way you piece of sh--
Copyright © Robin Davis | Year Posted 2014
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