Lose the 'Tude

What's with the loud, lousy 'tude Your in an angry kind of mood There's a stick inside your butt Causing this mean selfish rut That someone has stuck up there But I'm telling you beware There is no way I will take This anymore--for goodness sake If you do not stop this now Your not gonna like just how I take care of the situation Every bit of aggravation That your spreading will be stopped When a big and painful pop Is inflicted by yours truly It is not an act of cruelty So bend over very far I promise not to leave a scar When I grab one end of it Don't act this way you piece of sh--