Lord of the Drunken Banter
they say he's lord of the drunken banter
that girl who sings there's whom he's after
he boasts and brags he can bag any broad
who strays into this smoky pub by the road
he roars, "hey, waiter, don't you block my view
she smiles and sings exclusively for me
same songs of love that always sound so new
she's really hooked on me as you can see
"so, waiter, step aside and stay away
just wish you were that guitar on her lap
or be the that mike upon her lips, but hey,
that's only in your groggiest dream, poor chap
"now here she comes, just watch your macho man
she'll surely sit here close to me, you'll see
hello, sweet babe, you got some sexy plan?
these dudes right here won't mind, they'll let us be."
she smiles and stands beside the banter lord
and says to clear things up, just for the record
she wants them all to meet the man of her life
and he's this waiter here, and she's his wife !
Copyright © Romeo Naces | Year Posted 2006
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