Looking Like a Poet

Today's a big day
for this poet you see
For I'm having a photo 
Taken of me
It's the one they're will print
On the back of my book
So I'm trying real hard
To get the right look

With my beard fully grown
And my hair flying wild
I practiced some gestures
Poses and smiles
I tried all my poses 
Both standing and sitting
With an arm on my desk
Leaning forward, seemed fitting

But the beard made me look
like a Captain at sea
So I whipped out my razor
And sculpted a Tee
Some horned rimmed glass
To add to the look
And tried different ways 
Of holding a book 

I found a tweed jacket 
Down at the thrift 
With my writer's expression
It made me look miffed
Perhaps an old pipe
That I found in my coffer
To distinguish me from
Most, all other authors 

The photographer said
"Don't worry, I'll crop
I'll use the new version"
Of my Photo Shop
As I peered in a mirror
I felt kind-a lame
So I used a stock picture
that came with the frame
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Lyle Avatar
April 2, 2014 at 6:22 AM
Good write Jerry it made me smile thank you . would like to have a book compiled of my poems. If only for my children and grandchildren to look at. must sort through them to find a good mix. thank you for visiting my poems Andy
Allison Avatar
April 1, 2014 at 6:54 PM
Since I joined the site in Feb I've now got it on my bucket list to write a poetry book - (wrote list after hubby diagnosed with cancer - never even thought about it before then) better get my pic taken now lol - so much they can do with photoshop to airbrush the imperfections they will need lots of time to do this for me lol. Really enjoyed the poem and good luck with the book. Hugs Jan x
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