Look Before You Sit

Look Before You Sit By Elton Camp Women should always look before they sit Though if not, at others don’t pitch a fit Simply take the time to look and then stop Before your behind in the toilet goes plop For if the hubby happens to be close around He will stifle a laugh when he hears that sound It is better if he puts the seat down of course That’s been proven a leading cause of divorce But wives at least part of the blame should take To sit down without looking is their own mistake