Look Before You Sit
Look Before You Sit
By Elton Camp
Women should always look before they sit
Though if not, at others don’t pitch a fit
Simply take the time to look and then stop
Before your behind in the toilet goes plop
For if the hubby happens to be close around
He will stifle a laugh when he hears that sound
It is better if he puts the seat down of course
That’s been proven a leading cause of divorce
But wives at least part of the blame should take
To sit down without looking is their own mistake
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