Longevity

I asked an old lady of 103 
What’s the secret of your Longevity
Listen very carefully my young man
Then so very softy she began

On Monday the Milkman delivered the milk
And I wore a negligee trimmed with pure silk

On Tuesday coalman with coal in his sacks
And I wore some sexy super tight slacks

On Wednesday the postman would knock on the door
Come in my dear I’m here on the floor

On Thursday the husband from number 8
I told my sister don’t worry he’s just a mate

On Friday Albert the fish man would bring me the fish, 
I tell you my boy he was a bit of a dish

Saturday was a day with WI
When we started talking the time didn’t half fly.

Sunday should have been a day of rest
But I kept that for hubby, because he was the best.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 7/23/2025 5:45:00 AM
Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.
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Date: 1/27/2016 3:13:00 PM
enjoying this a second time. SKAT
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Date: 2/8/2015 4:00:00 PM
Oliver, A nice warm WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun in this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets, who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I want to be the first to invite you on over to the contest page. I OFFER MY CONTEST in hopes it inspires you in some way. I will enjoy following you and your poetry:) This is a great way to start the New Year. Lucky Us, To Have you. Enjoy 2015, with New Poet Friends! @-> LINDA <-@
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Date: 2/8/2015 2:58:00 PM
Oliver, Stopping by with a nice, sweet Welcome to Poetry Soup. I will get much delight in reading and in time become familiar with your verse. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile others passed when I first joined the soup. Wishing you and your poetry the best. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here STARTING with me- SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" Hugs* SKAT
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Date: 2/7/2015 6:08:00 AM
This is so funny ! Enjoyed it ! Hugs, deb
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Date: 2/7/2015 5:36:00 AM
Simply hilarious - my mum's great great aunt lived to 111 and 121 days - I wonder what her secret was lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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