Lockdown Courtesy Coronavirus Covid 19

Lockdown (courtesy coronavirus COVID-19)... Minimally impacts mine secluded lifestyle, cuz yours truly came into this madcap world approximately 534714.57958 times after gnomon cast shadow across flat plate of sundial ever since being a little boy, I throve while existence kept me in solitude, thus isolation trial directly linkedin with pandemic necessitates sparse human contact, yea analogous to an exile punishment far removed, quarantined, condemned... and essentially metaphorically banished necessitating befriending self as best beastie boy bad company where madding crowd hashtagged insync existing within territory hostile currying aversion to socialize worse fate than being eaten alive (with one chomp) savored by token smiling crocodile absentmindedly pitching head over heels into... state of denial after out running a tribe of 10,000 aboriginal maniacs, hence out distancing latter only to buzzfeed former whose absence not noticed, until long in the tooth (actually between 60 and 72 teeth) said reptile captured and subsequently dissected (I'll) spare telling thee gory details though amazingly well preserved facial profile comprising fully intact features exhibiting me eternally frozen cunning guile, nevertheless greater excitement arose at similarity between former poetaster and La Brea Tar Pits fossilized dinosaur kin especially their respective coat of armor ironic steely iambic style.