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fyr feelN vry chat-T n yr gal S vry cattie, i'd ask u 2 refrain, 4my chin i'd b scratchin f yr txting :@) l@tn i'd ask u 2 refrain! Plz dont Y'L awy the hrs talkin 2 Mayflowers, dey wl ask u 2 refrain 4 they're nt cyber powers they r Luddites ina twer, dey wl ask u 2 refrain Tho yr fingAs may B skippin ovr keys they wnt lippin, sho em u’v a brain n they'll luv ur knd }xx aftr evry missive wishes F u cll its nt n vain! If your feeling very chattie and your girl is very cattie, I'd ask you to refrain for my chin I'd be scratching if your texting in pig latin, I'd ask you to refrain. Please dont while away the hours talkin to **Mayflowers, they will ask you to refrain for they're not cyber powers, they're ***Luddites in a tower, they'll ask you to refrain. Though your fingers may be skippin over keys, they want lippin, show them you've a brain and they'll love your kind kisses after every missive wishes, if you call it's not in vain! *PS it can be sung to "If I only had a Brain" **Folks who are so OLD they came over on the Mayflower ***A Luddite is a person who is opposed to technological process for cultural or moral reasons.

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Date: 10/10/2012 9:20:00 PM
Wow! This is great! My hearty congratulations on your win my dear Debbie! hugs:) Leonora
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Date: 10/10/2012 4:18:00 PM
Debs, I like your STYLE of texting!!! great win. congratulations.
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Date: 10/10/2012 2:07:00 PM
Excellent Debbie. Congrats on your win!
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Date: 10/10/2012 12:42:00 PM
You went above and beyond..........and text it all, no less!! Wow!!!
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Date: 10/10/2012 12:03:00 PM
Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 10/10/2012 9:25:00 AM
DEBBIE, Congratulations, in David's awesome "text talking" contest... always~pd
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Date: 10/10/2012 9:12:00 AM
WOW CONGRATS DEBBIE .. U WENT ALL OUT FOR TEXT TALK LUV .. AN AWESOME WIN ..
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Date: 10/10/2012 6:09:00 AM
very nice poem friend Debbie..Congratulations on you win!!! hugs!!
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Date: 10/10/2012 5:24:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in David's "TEXT TALK" contest Debbie. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/9/2012 2:53:00 PM
Cannot figure out the title. Great job on this texting stuff. Wicked good.
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Date: 8/9/2012 9:13:00 AM
I am not a Luddite, but I must be one of the antiquaited lame left-behinders who have not learned to text......isn't that shameful of me in this day and age (my kids hide their heads in shame)....... I'm so impressed by you and another skill you have mastered beautifully! Love it!
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Date: 8/8/2012 10:04:00 PM
Debbie, you made my brain hurt. As all of that texting does. What ever happened to the beauty of the language and the art of writing? Is it progress or degress? Do you remember when people used to say, "I need that like I need another hole in my head"? Now they look for another place to put that hole. I know that this was tongue in cheek and I salute you for trying to make sense of it. You've done better than I ever could. Rockman :-)
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Date: 8/8/2012 9:47:00 PM
oh... my.... i have a feeling this is for that text contest... good one D G., i wish i had what it took to enter contest...this one sounds like fun... good night ..xox~pd
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Date: 8/8/2012 7:03:00 PM
Whew!...glad you translated in the last 3 couplets!... Is this how the youngsters text? I'm the world's worst at it...still got one of those outdated contraptions where you gotta push the little buttons up to 4 times to make a letter and more for something else...clever stuff cher! - Tim
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