Llama Drama

(Was on a pic of a llama with a thick lock of hair on his head, styled in quite human like fashion and it was grinning. If u google llamas perhaps then u will understand what I mean)



This flesh 'n' blood cousin of the ship 'o' the desert
here is given that funky punky , stylish haircut?

Could it be optical illusion or screen manipulation
causing him to grin in mock jubilation?

And ain't he gonna toss those bangs like some real groovy llama?
My doesn't he look ready for any showbiz dromedary drama?

Ah yes, he does look handsome, do come have a view
of this fuzzy, comedy dromedary beau!

Send in the paparazzi, for he's already saying cheese
But he prefers his own kind, send in some lady llamas please.

Hey, like humans, llamas can stick their tongues out and spit to express displeasure 
So keep your distance from angry ones or you will regret the mismeasure  

The one I see in the picture is a cool llama teenaager
but he's no teeny-bopper, for he's a teetotaller
as no one ever saw him
with a bottle of gin or lager!
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Knapp Avatar
April 6, 2020 at 2:25 AM
Such a fun and playful poem. Thanks for your work to share and bring a smile. Debbie Knapp
Kiser Avatar
March 8, 2019 at 1:37 PM
A cute poem; I like llamas; they have great personalities and like camels, yes, they spit so watch out!
Gauthier Avatar
October 15, 2018 at 1:35 PM
A fun read. Well writtten with lots of humor. Very clever.
Delaney Avatar
March 29, 2018 at 6:32 AM
Hello Zaynab: Such a delightful play on words is your clever llama poem. It flows from one chuckle to the next. Into my Favs with gratitude. Still smiling, SuZ
Sands Avatar
February 25, 2018 at 12:10 PM
A both fun and funny poem this is! I enjoyed it. Thanks for leading me to this :)
Ajmal Avatar
February 25, 2018 at 12:30 AM
I really enjoyed this poem of yours, I would like to see a lama with a bottle of gin or lager, in real life I have only seen llama once, in a zoo of Lahore ( a city of Pakistan ) I guess that it s the only place in Pakistan where you can see llama
Zerlaut Avatar
February 15, 2018 at 4:34 AM
lol I love this poem, Zaynab. What a witty and clever idea to write and the wording is perfection. Thanks for sharing
Breedt Avatar
January 2, 2018 at 5:33 AM
Hi Zaynab, I chuckle in mirth here. Gobsmacked comes to mind but them llamas do that.all by themselves. You really write excellent. Thanks for the chuckle
Leicht Avatar
January 2, 2018 at 1:27 AM
I really like this poem! It made me laugh out loud! Anna Mia
Daniel Avatar
December 20, 2017 at 6:50 AM
A funny poem about llamas, Zaynab, thanks for your visit to my page :)
Horsman Avatar
December 14, 2017 at 5:18 PM
awesome poetry, so today, just love it..
One Avatar
December 10, 2017 at 3:20 PM
This excellent... made me smile .. nice to see you posting.
Kamoonpuri Avatar
December 12, 2017 at 3:44 AM
Thanx so much silent one. Best wishes.
Byrd Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 11:51 AM
Thanks for the kind words on my poem Abscent From Existence... You are a gifted writer very great work
Smith Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 11:30 AM
Wow this is great!
Robinson Jr. Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 9:41 AM
Quite a funny poem, S.zaynab. Creative and informative too. Had me grinning from ear to ear w.this delightful poem. Pure poetry. Love and more love always.
Thirtyseven Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 6:08 AM
A fun read well written. Great job.
Flannery Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 3:50 AM
Very funny poem about this unusual animal. You definitely don't want to get one mad at you. Take care. Thank you for your nice comment on my poem.
Turner Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 2:38 AM
That was beautifully, I needed a laugh and this poem filled me with delight. Thank you and may God Bless you precious one.
Kamoonpuri Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 12:07 PM
Warmest thanx Deborah. Bless u too.
Allison Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 2:01 AM
this is hilarious and the title is perfect:-) I too have written about a llama lol:-) adding it to my faves:-) hugs Jan xx
Kamoonpuri Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 12:10 PM
Warmest thanx jan. take care. Going to read yors.
Halling Avatar
December 7, 2017 at 1:03 AM
This poem is a lot of fun, Zaynab, and imaginatively written, it makes me want to seek out a llama for friendship, they sound adorable, and I knew of that rather 'unique' habit of theirs from a Tintin book, in which Captain Haddock gets it in the face from a furious llama! Thanks for a sweet poem.
Callus Avatar
December 6, 2017 at 1:31 PM
You sure entertain with this llama poem, Zaynab! At least now I know not to put my tongue out at one:) Regards // paul
Pigeon Tart Avatar
December 6, 2017 at 9:27 AM
Giggles galore! Cheers :) xomo!
Flats Avatar
December 6, 2017 at 9:08 AM
GOTD! (giggle of the day award) I googled llama and found a bunch of hilarious photos! Thanks for the tip. I think your poem is a very fun expose of llamas at play;-) Enjoyed! ~ john
Kamoonpuri Avatar
December 6, 2017 at 11:23 PM
Thanx, glad to give a giggle. Cheers!!
Raynes Avatar
December 6, 2017 at 9:07 AM
Baha great little write on llamas , I've never ever read a poem about llamas but this is the nicest one. :)
Downing  Avatar
December 6, 2017 at 5:06 AM
Hahaha... I didn't know they stick their tongues out and spit. I learn something new. An awesome write my dear. An enjoyable read this morning... hugs and smiles :)
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