Little Bo Peep

Little Bo Peep, Won't let me sleep.... Cause her G'arld darn sheep Bray to keep, Me forever awake in pain... So in desperation, I came up with a plan... I'd buy and eat, Naught but sheep, To eradicate them from this world... Lamb chops and eggs for breakfast Double lamb chops and mint jelly for lunch, Crown leg of lamb for dinner, And more lamb chops, And with my nightly TV, more Lamb chops on which to munch... For 16 years I kept this up, My favorite movie, Silence of the lambs, When slowly I began to notice, I was growing white fuzzy hair, I began to bray sheepishly, What more could I say? I nibbled on the lawn A neighbor shot at me at dawn I grew hoofed feet, Counted people jumping a fence To aid in sleep Slowly did I realize, It was people sounds That kept me up, Now what do I do? You can't order humans to go, Or buy in a supermarket.... Guess I was doomed To this sheepish life So I'd better grow to like it!